Things I've learned at college:

1) There is no sadness that a drive up the canyon can't cure to some extent.

2) If you live with your bestie from high school your freshman year, you WILL end up hating each other (even if only temporarily).

3) Sledding on Old Main should really only be attempted if you have a death wish.

4) Even crusty old professors have a soft side, and they'll let you retake a test if you tearfully explain that you are going through a rough time (say, a broken-off engagement).

5) If your computer breaks, you can sometimes fix it with string and Scotch tape (with the help of an inventive roommate).

6) If you're creative enough, you can eat for free quite a bit (this involves taking advantage of random events like laser light shows at the observatory and cheese-tasting in the nutrition building).

7) A burning gingerbread house smells vaguely like charred cookies.

8) Deer are masochistic and have a tendency to ambush you as you drive innocently past the snowbank they are hiding behind.

9) Going to the library to study is a complete waste of effort. Going to people-watch, on the other hand...

10) Roommates who at first are strangers to you will often end up becoming your closest friends.

Goodbye, USU. Thanks for the memories.